Our resident superstar is back for 2018!
Kevin Bacon has been on our tails, demanding to make a list of exciting things to do at The Grounds this year and let’s just say his emails are getting a little passive aggressive.
He’s used to being treated like royalty so obviously asked us to type this all out, and let’s face it, those trotters don’t make typing easy so we obliged.
Kev’s been hard at work these days, contacting every department to get their plans for the year. He spent all night picking out a few favourites, so do his sleep deprivation a favour and have a read!
1. Valentine’s Day
When it comes to the love department, Kev is picky at best. After going through a brutal break-up last year (he doesn’t want to talk about it), his application for The Bachelor 2018 is in and he’s ready to ‘barn’ up and find himself a babe. He’s rather excited for Valentine’s Day and wants you to get ready too because tickets for our annual event go on sale very soon. Hogs & Kisses, KB.
Kevin is all about maintaining a balanced lifestyle – he works hard before and during summer to get his beach bod going. Come April though, he’s ready to get a little porky (see what we did there?) for the Easter Festivities – it is run by his right hand pal the Easter Bunny after all! He’s heard Easter is going to be wild fun at The Grounds this year and even better than the last! Lots of surprises to be expected, we do have a rep for creating a bit of en egg-perience after all.
3. Classes & Workshops
Kevin loves getting an education. University wasn’t for him and the lecturers thought he had a bit of an attitude, though he’s still adamant on learning as much as he can. Beauty AND Brains, marry us Kev!? He’s gotten word that there will be classes galore on so many things; coffee, whiskey, cakes, styling and even cocktails! There’s so many events planned, he’s already asked for a calendar up in the barn. He enjoys the finer things in life and thinks this will be right up your alley.
4. The Healthy Options
With all the yummy treats on offer at The Grounds, sometimes Kevy B struggles to not pig out (sorry we’re on a roll). He’s very cautious about his figure and brought in a nutritionist to pick out some super healthy options on offer. He’s made a list of Nutritionist-Approved meals available from menus across The Grounds venues so you can TRY to look as good as him. We say try because who are we kidding, we’ll probably never look as good as him. Goals aren’t meant to be attainable after all, right? (Just kidding).
It’s an extremely busy year here at The Grounds and Kevin has been using his piggy bank to save up for all his favourite events. His final words were: “If my kidnapping taught me anything, it was to seize the day … carpe diem. Let’s have fun this year!”
Pretty deep stuff for a pig!
Come see Kev for our animal feeding everyday at 11:30am and 1:30pm. We look forward to seeing you at all of our exciting Grounds events this year!